I would download the hell out of bread

Hey, I'm Pat. I say funny things hahah.

courier-kirsten:

claymorebitch:

Fallout New Vegas

this is so perfect that ive reblogged it at least 20 times. View high resolution

courier-kirsten:

claymorebitch:

Fallout New Vegas

this is so perfect that ive reblogged it at least 20 times.

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kowabungadoodles:

queermarauders:

Ravenclaws with huge communal bookshelfs that tower to the ceiling. It’s become tradition that when you leave Hogwarts, you leave behind a copy of your favorite book, so they have books dating back centuries.

SO MANY MUGGLE NOVELS CONTAINING NO MAGICAL ABILITIES WHATSOEVER AND THE WIZARDS READING THEM AND GETTING THEIR MINDS BLOWN

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  • baby: A-a
  • mom: Apple? Say apple.
  • baby: *jumps*
Q
I don't know who Ayn Rand is. Should I change that or just let it lie?
from:Anonymous
A

raptorific:

Imagine the baby that would result from a night of passion between Ebenezer Scrooge (before the spirits changed his ways) and Mr. Krabs from Spongebob. Now imagine that movie grew up and married the baby that would result from a night of passion between Yzma from the Emperor’s New Groove and Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Now imagine the newlyweds had a baby of their own, and that baby was raised aboard a Ferengi Starship, where she was tutored in empathy and compassion by Lord Voldemort. Now imagine that baby grew up and someone told her that any opinions she might have or conclusions she might reach are based on objective logic and reason, and that anyone who disagrees with her is simply being irrational. Now multiply that person’s greed and heartlessness by 100 and you’ll begin to see something that comes close to resembling Ayn Rand.

“I don’t believe in the kind of magic in my books. But I do believe something very magical can happen when you read a good book.” - JK Rowling

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Favorite Movies: T  Incredibles [2004]

No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for… for ten minutes!”

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Q
Was Charles Xavier secretly in love with Jean Grey -- it seems like that was going on.
from:Anonymous
patrickat:

lostinhistory:

teallikethecolor:

a-strong-female-character:

mhalachai:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

CHLOROFORM?!

That’ll do it.

Back when medicine was a party in a bottle.


The nighttime coughing aching sneezing “Holy shit what year is it now?” medicine.

patrickat:

lostinhistory:

teallikethecolor:

a-strong-female-character:

mhalachai:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

CHLOROFORM?!

That’ll do it.

Back when medicine was a party in a bottle.

The nighttime coughing aching sneezing “Holy shit what year is it now?” medicine.

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