I would download the hell out of bread

Hey, I'm Pat. I say funny things hahah.

glitterlion:

Gina Torres as Wonder Woman

Nicki Minaj as Power Girl

Laverne Cox as Huntress

Lucy Liu as Zatanna
Beyoncé as Black Canary

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I would watch this so hard!

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gavinfreeflying:

if you touch my garlic bread you’re garlic dead

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stupid-fucking-rope:

johnlocked-starkid:

funfandoms:

sparklyfangirl:

katherinearandez:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

abhortion:

atheistrose:

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

So awkward.
I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a KFC because…….I’m not chicken so yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a bakery and like … i’m not bread so … yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a forest and like…I’m not a tree so…yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past some stuff and things and like…I’m not Rick Grimes so…yeah

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I’ve got soul but I’m not a soldier so… yeah. View high resolution

stupid-fucking-rope:

johnlocked-starkid:

funfandoms:

sparklyfangirl:

katherinearandez:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

abhortion:

atheistrose:

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

So awkward.

I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a KFC because…….I’m not chicken so yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a bakery and like … i’m not bread so … yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a forest and like…I’m not a tree so…yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past some stuff and things and like…I’m not Rick Grimes so…yeah

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I’ve got soul but I’m not a soldier so… yeah.

(Source: bruiseatlas, via geronimoletsgo)

fivethingsunmixed:

did-you-kno:

Andrew Wakefield, the doctor who claimed there was a link between autism and vaccines, changed the data of his research and falsified his documents to prove his theory. He was banned from practicing medicine and labeled an “elaborate fraud” in 2010. Source

ALWAYS FUCKING REBLOG

fivethingsunmixed:

did-you-kno:

Andrew Wakefield, the doctor who claimed there was a link between autism and vaccines, changed the data of his research and falsified his documents to prove his theory. He was banned from practicing medicine and labeled an “elaborate fraud” in 2010. Source

ALWAYS FUCKING REBLOG

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movie:

Michael Cera’s Most Michael Cera-esque Movie Lines

If you like this list follow movie for more movie quotes & scenes!

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get to know me meme: [3/6] male characters » abed nadir

Abed, she’s a programme.
People have said similar things about me.

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who-the-hell-is-bucky:

All my selfies are 95% hair. Which is good because Rae loves my hair.

It’s my beautiful honey bunny. View high resolution

who-the-hell-is-bucky:

All my selfies are 95% hair. Which is good because Rae loves my hair.

It’s my beautiful honey bunny.

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

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homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

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Animorphs, First and Last Spoken Words

Jake
"Not much. We’re heading home"
"Ram the Blade ship."

Marco
"Out of quarters, certain people keep forgetting that the SleazeTroll shows up right after the Nether Fjord. So certain people keep loosing the game— and loosing our quarters."
"Okay, this is unexpected."

Tobias
"What’s up?"

(Source: raiyning)

JIM HENSON
I think Ms. Rand and my character Oscar the Grouch would have a lot to talk about actually. I am laughing out loud at this idea.


AYN RAND
Why would I want to talk to him. What has he achieved or trying to achieve.

JIM HENSON
He has achieved what I think is the ultimate goal of your way of thinking.

JIM HENSON
Isolation. Contempt for others. A hard heart. Yet even he can muster a bit of empathy every now and then.

AYN RAND
I am not isolated. I have no contempt for others. Millions of people read my books and find my thoughts inspirational. I hardly spend my time on the sidelines in a trash can grumping.

JIM HENSON
Not yet anyway.

Jim Henson and Ayn Rand, along with Yoko Ono and Sidney Nolan, converse on ARPANET, 1976 (via antoine-roquentin)

omg

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What has he achieved or is trying to achieve

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