I would download the hell out of bread

Hey, I'm Pat. I say funny things hahah.

legacyofenemies:

Endless List of Mass Effect Favorites 15/?
"Still better than the Mako".

(Source: virmiired, via thegaywarden)

evilnol6:

.”Hot Fuzz” directed and co-written by Edgar Wright, and co-written by Simon Pegg

all-time fave

(via jmandalore)

We’re gonna get that show back on the air, buddy.

(Source: professorduncan, via ilanawexler)

Commander Vimes didn’t like the phrase ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’, believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’.
— Terry Pratchett, Snuff (via katiebishop)

(Source: theredkite, via katiebishop)

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via katiebishop)

fauxrebel:

my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words 

(via who-the-hell-is-bucky)

cateringisalie:

acid-anarchism:

siphersaysstuff:

hardmiracle:

john cage’s 4’33” is fucking silence
someone put a copyright on the absence of sound
and then disabled the audio of a video
of the absence of sound
what a time to be alive


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VERY CAPITALISM


#somehow this makes the art even artier#amazing#the statement of silence would be amplified#by silencing it further?

cateringisalie:

acid-anarchism:

siphersaysstuff:

hardmiracle:

john cage’s 4’33” is fucking silence

someone put a copyright on the absence of sound

and then disabled the audio of a video

of the absence of sound

what a time to be alive

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VERY CAPITALISM

(via ooorlynow)

courier-kirsten:

claymorebitch:

Fallout New Vegas

this is so perfect that ive reblogged it at least 20 times. View high resolution

courier-kirsten:

claymorebitch:

Fallout New Vegas

this is so perfect that ive reblogged it at least 20 times.

(via jmandalore)

kowabungadoodles:

queermarauders:

Ravenclaws with huge communal bookshelfs that tower to the ceiling. It’s become tradition that when you leave Hogwarts, you leave behind a copy of your favorite book, so they have books dating back centuries.

SO MANY MUGGLE NOVELS CONTAINING NO MAGICAL ABILITIES WHATSOEVER AND THE WIZARDS READING THEM AND GETTING THEIR MINDS BLOWN

(via ladyshinga)

  • baby: A-a
  • mom: Apple? Say apple.
  • baby: *jumps*
Q
I don't know who Ayn Rand is. Should I change that or just let it lie?
from:Anonymous
A

raptorific:

Imagine the baby that would result from a night of passion between Ebenezer Scrooge (before the spirits changed his ways) and Mr. Krabs from Spongebob. Now imagine that movie grew up and married the baby that would result from a night of passion between Yzma from the Emperor’s New Groove and Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Now imagine the newlyweds had a baby of their own, and that baby was raised aboard a Ferengi Starship, where she was tutored in empathy and compassion by Lord Voldemort. Now imagine that baby grew up and someone told her that any opinions she might have or conclusions she might reach are based on objective logic and reason, and that anyone who disagrees with her is simply being irrational. Now multiply that person’s greed and heartlessness by 100 and you’ll begin to see something that comes close to resembling Ayn Rand.

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